A Secret word, used to make a person jealous, curios or mad. A word that "does not mean anything". The secrecy is the point, to not tell the person when you use it in a context. Similar to Smurf.
Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked
Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?
Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.
"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"
To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.
While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter
mellow, simple, a little sheepish, a little meek, but at the same time, cool, calm, collected & insightful
the shmeek saxaphonist played his music into the night, without a care in the whole world
Verb. The act of expelling any bodily fluid/waste and then smearing the contents onto nearby surfaces.
Gary shmeeked all over Rich's couch one night when he was wasted.
Richard shmeeks off in school.
A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.
That guy is a Shmeek.