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[shmammerfied]
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1.
Shmammogram
The act of showing up to a mammogram appointment while under the influence. (Comes from the term "shwasted," meaning drunk.)
I'm so
hung over
from that
party
last night that I was a
hot mess
at my
shmammogram
this morning.
buy shmammogram mugs & shirts
boobs
breasts
mammogram
doctor
tits
titties
drunk
intoxicated
hung over
booze
alcohol
hospital
by
EmmaandLiz
Mar 11, 2011
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