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3.
striaght crunk beyond belief
Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd
by C. Moss January 31, 2008
 
1.
Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.
Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
by Natty Light3 December 28, 2012
 
2.
your past hammerd, your past smashed.

your both.

shmammerd.

also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both
"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"

ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"

by felicia_Greek mafia January 14, 2007