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When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.
Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.
by doidle17 February 20, 2011
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Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.
I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.
by Kona Gold September 04, 2009
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