Top Definition

The act of a male receiving and doing all of the following simultaneously: receiving fellatio, having a bowel movement, playing Call of Duty, and eating pizza. In other words, getting a blumpkin while the other person feeds you pizza as you are playing COD.
Dude, last night i was hooking up with this chick at a party in this sick bathroom with a tv and xbox, and i had to shit so she gave me a shmüzle!
by GrockRocket November 17, 2010

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