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1. Shlumpkin
When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.
oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin
2. shlumpkin
Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.
I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.
3. shlumpkin
When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
by JenThe80'sFan Jul 20, 2004 add a video
4. Shlumpkin
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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss
Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!
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