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An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong
by Steven wallaceson May 07, 2009