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3. Shlomp
buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
1. shlomp
originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
by mattyrrsampson Nov 30, 2004 add a video
2. Shlomp
Penis
Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
4. shlomp
sitting in a bent way
dan assleap
by danny cadman Apr 26, 2003 add a video
5. Shlomp
Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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