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buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
by Lavawarrior December 17, 2009
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1.
originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004
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3.
Penis
Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
by Dre Tears April 25, 2010
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sitting in a bent way
dan assleap
by danny cadman April 26, 2003
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Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong September 14, 2008
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