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5. Shlomp
Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking
John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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1. shlomp
originated from the famous ikea advert.
"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
by mattyrrsampson Nov 30, 2004 add a video
2. Shlomp
Penis
Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!
3. Shlomp
buy slomp mugs, tshirts and magnets
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Jered, James, Dylan, Joey, Eric, Shawn, and I shlomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
4. shlomp
sitting in a bent way
dan assleap
by danny cadman Apr 26, 2003 add a video
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