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Pronounced Shh-Lip-In-Shh-Lie-Mur

1. A teacher or other person of authority who engages in sexual activity with sheep.
Stephanie: I heard a "Baa" coming from Dr. Honadues office.

Jesse: Yeah that's because he's a fucking shlipenshlimer!
by Mister Darko August 17, 2006

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