Top Definition
a shitty life, mostly used by pot heads, burn outs, junkies, and small town kids.
- Man i hate my shlife!
-One mans shlife is another mans.....shlife
-How's your shlife going ?
- Once a shlife, ALWAYS a shlife.
- i preach shlife to the young junkies!
- shlife, shlife, shlife.....and.......more shlife...
by Mikeytwofingers October 27, 2010

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