German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.
Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?
Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?
Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?
by Winks007 July 7, 2011