Top Definition
1. A derogatory name for Zion, IL
2. A town in northeastern illinois where all of its stores close at 8pm on weekdays and 5-6pm on the weekends.
3. A town in northeastern illinois whose library keeps enforcing crazy rules because of rowdy teenagers have nothing else to do but cause trouble and you have to stay out of the library after 3pm on schooldays to avoid them.
4. A town in northeastern illinois where there's nothing to do.
5. The town with a Mister Rogers Neighborhood-ass trolley that goes in a big ass circle
I can't wait to get out of the Shitty of Zion

Its 3:00, here comes the troublemakers, I gotta get out of the library

by Billsner January 28, 2008

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