Top Definition
Profanity that is appropriate for only the worst situations in life.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid you caught Herpes...from Martha Stewart."
Dude: "Aww! Shitty ass piss-cube shitballs on a cum-cracker dick guzzling butt-cup poop-dump Michelle Kwan goddammit nipple-fuck!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

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