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Shittin Shards. When it feels like you need to take a massive shit, but all that comes out is sharp, rock hard shards of shit. Can be very painful at times and may even cut your rectum.
Fuck.. I was shittin shards after that taco bell last night.. holy fuck im never goin there again!
by DustinIsFiending April 11, 2009

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