(Friend 2): WHY WOULD YOU GO DOWN THERE?????
(Friend 1): Just to get a piece of easy ass, you know how easy the girls are down there.
(Friend 2): Oh I should have thought lol, just don't catch anything while you're down there. Oh and what wretched part are you going to???
(Friend 1): I'll try not to lol, I'm just so desperate and the girls are soooo easy I'm like a God compared to their guys. Hamilton lol.
(Friend 2): Remember if something happens to you don't call me.