shit rag

toilet roll or tissue paper, or a cus

yo john i'm goin down t'shop to get some shit rag so i can wipe me arse after I crap like

by AJUDD001 July 12, 2008

Shit-rag

Toilet paper (usually used)

That biznitch missed the shitter hole and left his shit-rag on the floor!

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

shit rags

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.

"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".

by Pooh02 January 28, 2009

Glossy shit ragging

The act of doing a shit. Then jerking off, once finished doing both use toilet paper to clean up the jizz off your cock and hand,using the same piece of paper to then wipe your ass.

Jono " I was having trouble snapping one off, so I had a wank first. Then when I shit I realized that there was only one square of shit paper, so I had to go glossy shit ragging "
Ted "noice! "

by Burbage-Bumbag December 14, 2017

shit rag drunk

when you get so drunk that you wipe your ass on the shower curtain or towel instead of on toilet paper.

John: who wiped there ass on the shower curtain?
Andrew: it was probably Zach he was shit rag drunk last night.

by Attcus July 6, 2012

shit the rag

When a person messes up looks like a asshole doing it. When you fail so miserably that you shit yourself.

"Findlay, you really shit the rag on this one, you missed that layup and you fell down on your ass doing it!"

by Timmy-K August 26, 2011

rag shit

Worse than 'rat shit'. Rag shit is when something is so bad it's genuinely offensive. As if someone has taken a shit on a rag and wiped it across your face.

Donald Trump's hair looks like fucking rag shit!

by continual-insanity October 14, 2019