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One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
by TheShitologist February 11, 2011
 
1.
One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.
Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?
by daddyD October 19, 2005