[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - The force or power that controls one's good-shit and bad-shit life experiences... Usually controlled by the tongue and associated more so with bad-shit experiences. Related to Shit-Magnet

My day has been continually going from bad to worse...! I feel like a Shit-Magnet...! My Shitmatism must be out of wack...?

[Shitmatism] by Chrisso. Australia August 4, 2009

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!

"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism...!

[Shitmatism] by Chrisso.Australia August 5, 2009

Shititism 

1. The purposeful and unfair mistreatment of a subordinate, student, player, or child because of ill-feelings towards them.
2. The polar oppisite of favoritism.

Why do you always treat Owen worse than the other salespeople. That is shititism.

Shititism by jwill25 February 24, 2010

Shitmatized 

Being at a point of inebriation so great that mundane objects become fascinating.

Javi: Why is James staring at that coat hanger?

Andrea: Because he's shitmatized right now.

Shitmatized by drea867 January 1, 2011

shipmatesmanship 

To execute your daily duties in the US Navy without screwing over your buddy's and/or shipmates. Can be used sarcastically in most any situation.

Pro: And I quote "AT2 Silkworth displayed good shipmatesmanship by cleaning up all the crap that her LPO threw on the shop floor."

Con: "AT1 Walkup displayed poor shipmatesmanship when he threw crap all over the floor."

shipmatesmanship by bobbibouche July 3, 2007

shimaism

A doctrine that suggests being there for one another in ups and downs. Followers of Shimaism usually get together at nights and stay up until dawn. They tend to talk, watch short comedy episodes and eat yogurt mixed with cucumber. Chips dipped into this special mixed yogurt are also of great popularity amongst Shimaists.

The term is sometimes used in association with the type of tasks done.

Examples:
This night is a Shimatic night.
Don't you worry. She is a Shima, she'll take care of it all.
He turned into a Shimaism.

shimaism by dastambouyi February 23, 2014

Sigmatism 

The alpha male in a sexual relationship.

I have a sigmatism

Sigmatism by Whyjustwhy213214 January 13, 2024