Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded
*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write
"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.