"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."
"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.
Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded
*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write