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Not to be confused with shit glue, a shitgluer is a profession or job description. When shit falls apart, it is a shitgluer's responsibility to put it back together.

Shitgluer may not necessarily use real glue, but can if he or she chooses. Also, the thing that fell apart may not be exactly the same after the shitgluer has completed all tasks, but it will function effectively.

Job difficulty increases in extreme cases, such as when the shit hits the fan.
The birthday party will be a failure because he doesn't know how to plan party. It will be for shit.

"I know, let's call the shitgluer!"

The project is not done and the shit's gonna hit the fan because the boss is on her way!

"Better call the Shitgluer!"
by agnafarraige December 01, 2011