Shitscuits 

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

Shitscuits by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

ShitBiscuit 

When you have diarrhea and it hardens so no shit can flush, like plugging a throat with a biscuit.

Person1: Man my shit is stuck!
Person2: Did you try the plunger?
Person1: Yeah it won't work!
Person2: Must be a shitbiscuit

ShitBiscuit by Big boy beth mcmeth November 9, 2019

shit-biscuits 

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

shit-biscuits by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006

shizbiscuit

1)something cool;great or wonderful
2)a substitute for shiz

1)Yo man, that car is the shizbiscuit
2)The stupid dog shizzed on the floor again

shizbiscuit by holly man November 3, 2006

Shitbiscut 

An exreamly retarded person.
also used as a cuss word.

"He is a shitbiscut."
"Ahh shitbiscut!"

Shitbiscut by Dwarf03 November 3, 2016

holy shit biscuits

The term you use when all the cum is out of the penis

"Holy shit biscuits! All of my baby gravy is on your face!"

holy shit biscuits by Pullin Out with my Cock Out September 26, 2017