an almightily painful shit that steams out of your arse and splatters the toilet bowl, erousing the suspicion of anal explosion, also known as the curry fucker or the indian revolution.
oh God no, it's coming, it wont stop, FUCKIN' BASTARD! MY RECTUM IS ON FIRE!

Tom are you ok dear?
by Tom Hubbard April 30, 2005
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Slang for 'a large poo.' When your desperate for a MASSIVE shit. Also if you wait long enough your poo could turn 'banging.'
Person: This shit just turned banging.

or

Person 1: Gosh I need a Banging Shit.
Person 2: How do you know its Banging?
Person 1: Because I tell its going to be huge!!
by Rebbs July 5, 2010
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Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi
When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"
by Nerday November 22, 2015
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The Banging Shit: The shit the morning after the night before. Can sometimes take a liquid form (piss shit), it can also take its colour from the previous nights alcohol.

Non-realise of the banging shit will lead to a compacted rectum.
"I just took the banging shit, now I feel ready to go drinking again"
by aregee December 2, 2006
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An earnest warning that any spurious criticism will result in a straight right to the jaw.
Me: Leicester surely can't maintain this for throughout the season
Jamie Vardy: Mate... chat shit get banged
by technicalJohn November 20, 2015
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A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
by Emmanuel Adebayor November 10, 2015
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If what you say is untrue, or is an attempt at defaming my character I shall physically assault you.
Chat shit get banged Listen mate if you chat shit about me behind my back you'll get banged spark out.
by Padraig1980 November 11, 2015
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