"You want me to show you tits?! I can't do that, I must stay a perfectly pure virgin forever! ..... add my skype teehee!"
"Ugh, that bitch is totally shitballing. She should man up and post tits if that's the only use she has."
Guy#2 She moved to Alaska last month, you dumb fuck
by icantthinkofanoriginalnamesoiwilljustwritestuffwithoutspaces May 07, 2007 add a video add an image
Mainly used when someone says something extremely obscene.
Kate: Oh yeah, I just had my period.
Bubba: FUCK! Don't go shitballs, bitch.
"i woke up this morning with the shitballs again"
"went out earlier and started talking to a girl, what do you know her friend straight up shitballs me!"
"I once took my girlfriend to a shoe store but when she told me to buy her shoes she straight up shitballs'd me"
"John left his shitballs in my backseat again, i'm going to have to call into work again"
also an exlimation of sumething that surpises or distresses you
oh shit-balls i forgot to do my homework