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4.
is an edible mushroom native to East Asia, which is cultivated and consumed in many Asian countries, as well as being dried and exported to many countries around the world.

a way to save yourself in an embarrassing moment or excuse yourself when using the word "shit".
(In a cooking class)

(Teacher talking to students) I hope all of you will enjoy making your recipes.

(Student knocks over someones dish)OH SHIT!
(Teacher looks at student)
(Student)..TAKE mushrooms, Shitake Mushrooms are hard to make but i think that's a good idea
by $irHC` March 24, 2010
 
1.
Instead of cursing, you can use this word for when you're mad. The real meaning, sh*t.
OH, Shitake mushrooms! We did it again!
by Katherine[: May 12, 2005
 
2.
1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!
 
3.
1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around
Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom
by Naan & Laur August 10, 2005
 
5.
Slang for a small penis.
"I can't believe she's dating Kwan. He's got a shitake mushroom.
by Dwayne Boyd September 05, 2005