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15.
Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.
(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"
by omerfriedman July 09, 2012
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Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.
Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.
by LP November 29, 2004
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17.
A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit
Man dude this weighs a shit ton
by THeCUteEMoBOy July 05, 2013
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An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.
"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"
by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 08, 2011
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19.
Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.
We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!
by Hadley Sparrow January 14, 2011
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20.
a ton of shit; usually used to describe something in abundance; different way of saying shitload
Wow! Beer and ribs! That was shit tons of fun!
by Nene Fred July 07, 2006
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21.
A unit of measurement used by the US Army, meaning more than the average amount that is bigger than a metric-ton, but smaller than two metric-tons.
PVT Bla Bla has a shit-ton of sand bags to fill after mouthing off.
by Commo God February 22, 2011
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