When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.
After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.
by mctuggin April 8, 2010
by Mashuren May 19, 2005
a feeling of when someone is feeling stuffed, and reeal pissed off..some peeps are always shit potato..dont take it the wrong way...or in this case..the wong way...
wight: dont talk to me...im real pissed today,my girlfriend just dumped me..
wong: ahhh shit potato today are we?
wight:ya...i guess now shutup for a sec..its my fav episode of 3rd rock from the sun..
wong: ahhh shit potato today are we?
wight:ya...i guess now shutup for a sec..its my fav episode of 3rd rock from the sun..
by HITMANHRT February 11, 2006
Yalid Khasin is a dirty shit and potatoes.
by Herckouskous December 6, 2003
Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie
by Coolguy225 December 29, 2016
A deposit of feces resembling a potato that has managed to wedge itself in a horizontally lengthened position between the butt cheeks of the person pooping it.
Dude, I just took a sideways potato shit!
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways
OMG, my ass is torn apart from that sideways potato shit.
shit potato sideways
by tru3s4int October 27, 2010
by potatoshitaficionado October 4, 2023