The act of falling in such a way that you get instant whiplash on your way down and your face surges forward to meet the ground.
by Serothrine da HU fan December 2, 2011
Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.
by nngaaaman January 21, 2009
When you try to bail out off a moving object (usually a skateboard), but somehow it lands under you and causes an instantaneous banana peel effect resulting in your head acting like the end of a whip against the ground. This often results in blacking out, blood, and feeling like complete shit.
by jjfyer April 21, 2016
Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")
by FreakyPickle April 22, 2013
"Hey, did you see Connor's new custom Cadillac?"
"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"
"Hell Yeah, that Caddy's the sickest shit in the whips!"
by C-Money666 January 12, 2020
noun. a severe beating up of someone. also used as a spanking of a child. can also be used as a verb (ass whip shit)
(n.) If she doesn't stop talking behind my back im gonna give her an ass whipping shit.
(v.) i am going to ass whip shit him.
(v. past) I ass whip shitted him.
(v.) i am going to ass whip shit him.
(v. past) I ass whip shitted him.
by Cheer Fuckin Bitch January 28, 2010
Whip shit is like bringing down the house
by Meme broski April 17, 2022