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2.
A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn McDonald, you are a shit pump"
by johny twobyfour June 11, 2008
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1.
A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"
by johny twobyfour June 12, 2008
172 35
 
3.
A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"
by johny twobyfour June 10, 2008
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4.
A useless person. Food goes in and shit comes out, that's all he does.
Bloggins is a shitpump.
by Fat Edgar September 01, 2007
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5.
A person who's only reason to exist is to produce excrement.
Bobby's such a shitpump!
by Mike Eggenhuizen October 24, 2003
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6.
A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.
"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."
by Zog The Undeniable August 13, 2011
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7.
a fucked-up loser who gets nothing right
Pl. Shitpumps
you forgot the shit again, shitpump
by Quinn Kearns August 07, 2003
10 5