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Something nobody wants to do, but will in a time of extreme stomach, intestinal, colon, or rectal pain. Shitting in school is possibly the most God awful punishment anyone can attain within the walls of a school, especially high school.

You are usually thinking about how much better you will feel after you shit, trying to convince yourself to go.

It's always the worst kind of poo too, wet clay consistency that sticks to the circumference of your ass hole which requires 10+ wipes.
Fuckin' a. I don't wanna take a shit in school, but I'll shit my pants if I don't.

I wonder if anyone realizes I just took a shit in school.
by lemonadegremlin January 26, 2010

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