SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun
The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.
#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.
#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.