A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.
Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you
Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier
Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....
Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier
I was turtling
, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
Having a wank whilst taking a shit...
"No sex for me love i just had a hench shitwank"
A total and complete dickoff in wich no one likes.
holy shit, jerrys such a wannbe ganster, I HATE THAT SHIT WANK!
that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit
. A Shit Wank.
Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.
Using your shit as a lube when you wank. Also known as defecation-masturbation.
There's nothing better than a shit wank, except maybe a banana wank.
Defecating in your hands before masturbating furiously.
Dude, i totally shitwanked over you the other night