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23. Shit Ton
n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)
Dude i just drank a shit Ton.
1. shit ton
a lot
I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.
by King Festus Aug 21, 2003 add a video
2. Shit ton
Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.
Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.
3. shit ton
The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.
Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
4. Shit Ton
At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)
Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.
5. shit ton
2000 assloads.
I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.
6. Shit Ton
1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."
Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!
7. Shit ton
Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.
Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.
by LP Nov 29, 2004 add a video
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