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A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .
Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.
by Douglas S November 22, 2006
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Joey Hoey is a shittard.
by Joey Hoey September 02, 2004
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a fucktard that is also a worthless piece of shit.
I got a detention for calling someone an asshole. My teacher is such a fucking shittard.
by z-mon October 26, 2008
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a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both
Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.
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Shit tard, short for "Dumb shit retard," refers to a group of people who are so completely and utterly useless they contribute nothing to people around them or to society as a whole. "Shit tards," are easily identified by flat bill hats, tank tops, and most of the time have trendy company logos tattooed on their bodies. Shit tards usually drive cars with mismatched paneling, broken lights and windows, or having a dude in the passenger seat while his old lady is driving. Only limited interaction with shit tards is suggested since you can literally become dumber by simply listening to one speak.
That dude in that Silverado who cut me off is a real shit tard.
by ZT14 August 01, 2016
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