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n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie
Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.
by maestro41 April 15, 2010

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