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A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread. Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.
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shit slap - when one takes a wad of shit in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person I shit slapped Tyrone yesterday. He had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.
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when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you. You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh? |
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An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
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