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15. Shit Sandwich
Having to put up with or bear a near intolerable situation
At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.

Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."

I said: "That's some shit sandwich
1. Shit Sandwich
A bad situation.
"It's one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."
by anonymous Oct 5, 2003 share this
2. Shit Sandwich
Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man
3. Shit Sandwich
A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.
Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....
by DDni Aug 26, 2005 share this
4. Shit Sandwich
Two pieces of bread with shit in the middle.
You'll be lucky to get a shit sandwich to eat after what you've done.
5. Shit Sandwich
A bad situation that cannot be avoided, lessened, or changed in any way
It looks like the enemy has a full-scale assault planned, and we can't do a damn thing about it. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite.
6. shit sandwich
what your breath smells like
damn your breath smells like you ate a shit sandwich
7. shit sandwich
a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!

-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
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