The poo is taken in a strangers open garage, behind the car (preferably in the far corner)
Fredi Xhikola: "Ah man, I left to go home but had no idea where I was and I was so desperate for a shit..."
Friend: "HAHAHA... So you held it in until you got home, right?"
Fredi Xhicola: "I was so scared of crapping myself, so I had to take a shit in a garage"
Friend: "What did you wipe with?"
Fredi Xhikola: "I didn't wipe..."
(end of friendship)