|1.||Shit House Mouse|
Usually 5'9- 5'10 and weighs 190 pounds . Muches off of friends because hes stingy, cheap and overall a dumbass. But what makes him the worst is that he smells like complete shit granted thats why his nickname is the shit house mouse... He should be used for chemical warfare... I almost forgot this bitch always lies about injuries for example, "I gotta get Tommy John" And the next time he pitches he throws without hurting himself, if its not "Tommy John" its his stinch nerve, but thats a legit excuse, because he stinks 24/7 . A shit house mouse is not funny what so ever hes a fat piece of shit and smells like dog shit. I almost forgot a Shit House Mouse lies about 90% of the time... I will end the shithouse mouse!!!!!