The shitfart separator is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole
, that is responsible for separating shits
. Usually a dormant muscle, the shitfart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea
. The work of a healthy shitfart separator usually results in dry farts
I had the Big D
, and my shitfart separator was in overdrive.
My shitfart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted
a little in my underwear.