OMG! There's a shit butt! Run!
I think the shit butt got me pregnant...dammit! our child is going to be a retard.
the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
gross, get that shitbutt away from me.
dude, is shitbutt your cat?