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A shishka is a slack-jawed animal with a hammer-like arm and potato-shaped head that mauls anything with an opinion.
"I think Halo 2 is flawed for these reasons..."
"Run while you can, man! Shishka is coming!"
by Agamemnon582bc September 16, 2006
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An extremely sexy moderator on B.net.
Know for his resemblance to Lord English, and for his relationship with your mom, Shishka has become a feared word among spammers and morons alike.
His willingness to ban is legendary.
"Whoa, Shishka just banhammered you"
"I'm Shishka.. apparently"
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A hot non-jewish chick that a jewish guy wants to skewer...with his wiener. Similar term to a "shiksa"
Last night that shishka totally smoked my meat pipe.
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A synonym for Lord British. Can be used to decribe any iteration of Ultima creator. Shishka lives in a fake castle in Texas.
"Hey, who invented Ultima dude?"

"Shishka, bro."
by Frankie March 03, 2005
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A moderator on www.bungie.net
He thinks hes really cool but in fact he's actually an old queer guy who bares a strange resembalence to Lord British from Ultima. He also delights in banning people from the bungie forums.
Random kid: Shishka, you probably wear pink underwear don't you?

Shishka: I do not! you are now banned!
by Gravemind January 24, 2005
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A bitch who moderates at the www.bungie.net aka noob.net forums. He's notorious for eating his own shit and fucking guys in the pooper.
"Hey, did you see that guy fucking that other guy in the ass while eating his own shit? His name's shishka."
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