A small rough-neck town in northern Illinois. The entire town is run by a fellow called Mr. Allen. He is the judge, jury, and executioner (and rocks the hardest).
I thought I could speed through Shirland the other day but Mr. Allen got a hold of me first.
by Crimsnblue September 19, 2008
A lonely village populated only by a few oldies, couple of preppies and ME! The only realy reason to go there is for the good looking guy in Fusebox.
I passed through Shirland the otherday, it's so small- blink and you'll miss it.
by Radclyffe December 07, 2003