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Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire. Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by. 1
John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night. Jane: You should get tested! 2 John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn. Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country. |
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