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1.
Subhuman life forms that dwell in The Shire.

Can usually be found wearing a wife basher, smelling like shit, speaking in an incoherent drawl, waiting in dole queues, swearing at their flock of bastard children, and yelling straya and passers by.
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John: I was bitten by some dirty Shire Rats last night.
Jane: You should get tested!

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John: Look, some Shire Rat is beating his wife on his front lawn.
Jane: Fucking filth. They are an embarassment to this country.
by therestofaustraliahatesyou October 15, 2009
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2.
someone who lives in shiremoor in newcastle upon tyne, normally someone who is on the dole or who has a low iq or someone who lives in council housing.
here dave, you seen that shire rat over there? doesn't she look awful.
by stussyking February 27, 2012
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