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5.
Cocktail - variant of the Bloody Mary.

A large measure of 60% proof white Jamaican rum in a dirty glass, overfilled with tinned chopped tomatoes such that the juice runs down the outside of the glass onto the table. Stirred with index finger, spilling more of the contents.

Taste and immediately regret. Place on table and forget about for several minutes, then accidentally spill down the wall. Leave on wall for 3-5 years.
Chick: What the fuck is that on the wall?

Dude: Shipwreck.
by MrCardboard November 06, 2011
 
1.
When you take a dump so big, the shit comes out the of the water and smacks you in the back of the nuts, leaveing a nice big brown spot.
After all you can eat chili night, I had a shipwreck the size of the titanic
by o FeaR VeNoM o June 14, 2009
 
2.
After a large deuce is dropped and flushed, a remaining submerged turd that is left sticking up towards your ass.
I just dropped a shipwreck. Feeling much better now.
by s.ciflyer25 August 28, 2014
 
3.
The opposite of shipmate. A crew member who is an all round liability and as competent as a one legged man in an arse kicking competition.
Tim: "Alright John, did you do as i asked?"
John: "I forgot"
Tim: "Okay shipwreck I ll get someone else to do it"
by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010
 
4.
The act of shooting someone in the buttcheek (though possibly most other body parts) and raping that person through the bullet hole. Different caliber guns play a huge role in the variation of this act.
"That guy just got shot in the ass and fucked through the bullet hole"

"shipwreck 'em"
by urban1111111 October 18, 2009
 
6.
A person that is ugly or just beyond fixin up.
Busted, broke down, sloppy, not tryin to do nothing for themselves, hopeless, aint never gonna be anything
Damn man look at that ship wreck over their
by Dasupa 1 March 18, 2008
 
7.
dank marijuana strain
100% sativa
hey man wanna smoke this Shipwreck?
by drdellorama September 18, 2008