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1. Overhyped, over-ballhoed Japanese developer who in his heyday crafted some decent games, overhyped to hell by the pro-Nintendo media despite far superior output from SEGA across all genres, not just Miyamoto's limited range (A. platformers 2.adventure games 3. kart racers 4. platformers).


Was recently apparently the victim of a Japanese labortatory experiment gone horribly-the-fuck wrong and which as a result has made him the equivalent of a retarded chimp whose games are as predictable and afflicted with sequel-itis as his shit.

Also one truly UGLY motherfucker. evidence of his homosexual chimp nature was embarassingly exposed when he danced in that Link outfit at a press conference for Zelda, which afterwards left many Nintendo-loving editors trembling, shaken and traumatized for life, some of whom also became gay, and later committed suicide for it.

2. Yu Suzuki's bitch.

3. Tetsuya Mizuguchi's bitch.

4. Hirosho Oguchi's bitch.

5. Yuji Naka's main bitch.

6. Rikiya Nakgawa's bitch.
1. Ikaruga for the sega Dreamcast, released during the same week as Super Mario Sunshine, rightfully outsold Shigeru Miyamoto's pile of shit homoerotic phallus-shaped watergun simulation.

2. Miyamoto is a chimp who can never produce the likes of Shenmue to Beach Spikers to Daytona and far more as Yu Suzuki has.

3. The like of Mizuguchi's REZ from Miyamoto? Hhahahahhaa!

4. Oguchi-san owns Miyamoto's chimp ass in terms of pure game fun value.

5. Yuji Naka's output has always raped hs bitch Miyamoto's, from Sonic, to PSO, to PS SMS, to Samba de Amigo, to Feel the Magic.

6. 'Bend over Miyamoto, Rikiya is here and you are her bitch.'
by Naouruki January 27, 2005
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1.
The greatest video game creator who ever lived and ever will live! Shigeru has the imagination and talent to create extremely popular franchises such as Mario, Zelda, Donkey Kong, etc. He is the master at FUN, which is what Nintendo is all about! In other words: Shigeru Miyamoto is the GOD of the video games industry.
You will all bow down to me, the greatest video game creator who ever lived! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
by TendoBoy May 08, 2003
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2.
A genius. The greatest game designer who has ever lived. Inventor of Mario and Legend of Zelda. Without him, Nintendo probably would have gone bankrupt. See god
A Miyamoto quote (this might not be exactly right): "What if everything you see is more than what you see. What if the person next to you is a warrior, and the empty space is a doorway into another world? What if something happens that shouldn't? You either ignore it, or accept that there is more to this world than you know. Prehaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go through, you will find many unexpected things.
by Diablo April 17, 2004
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3.
The best games creator ever.
I have his autograph.
I win but Miyamoto OWNS!
Ay matey, Miyamoto will rock our shit
by YoYoPo May 16, 2004
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4.
Noun. Mr. Nintendo. Sensei of the Video Game Dojo. One that is the Master of Nin-Ten-Do.
Shigeru Miyamoto is the guy behind the Mario and DK franchise.
by Bub September 29, 2004
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5.
The god of video games.
-Okay, question. Who is the god of games?
-Shigeru Miyamoto.
by Dr. Luigi May 04, 2004
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6.
The reincarnation of Jesus Christ himself.My idol, the greatest man alive.Known as "The Man" or "The Shigsta".Once he controls the the world(if not already) he will use his God Powers to smite heathens like Sonyroolz.
Shigeru Miyamoto:Thou hast defiled the name of Shigeru Miyamoto,sonyroolz! Now thou must suffer!*summons a giant Mario to stomp on sonyroolz's hometown.*
by Robert:The Follower of Shigsta January 18, 2004
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7.
the albert einstein of videogames. Creator of Mario and zelda.
best videogame series creators
1. Shigeru Miyamoto
2. Hideo Kojima
3. Whoever made GTA
4. Whoever made Resident Evil
5. Bungie for halo
by Adrian January 15, 2005
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