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-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums
My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?
by John..... August 23, 2006
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