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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

Modern Pumpkin Shit 3 

Cr1TiKaL's name for Modern Warfare 3 in his Fun Tactics episode MW3 Fun Tactics The Stinger and The Package on youtube.
Cr1TiKal: Hey whats up everybody it's Cr1TiKal and this video is for Modern Pumpkin Shit 3.
Modern Pumpkin Shit 3 by jfdfdy November 26, 2011

Piece of Shit 3

Jim:"are you getting a PS3?"
Jake:"the piece of shit 3? Nah im getting a shitbox 360, its way better"
Piece of Shit 3 by Firelisk December 30, 2009

Level 3 shit 

I had some level 3 shits while camping.
Level 3 shit by Kringle_ May 27, 2022

3-stage shit 

A shit that comes in three stages and is super-annoying because of the fact that you have to take a shit three times.

Tends to happen after not shitting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you've eaten some crappy food.

Stage 1: Normal shit: Comes out looking normal, but all at once.

Stage 2: Half-solid shit: Comes out all at once and is only half-solid.

Stage 3: All liquid: The shit just pours out of your ass in a shit-smoothie. Ass-washing is required.
Damn, I hate taking a 3-stage shit.
3-stage shit by Burnt Bread October 19, 2009

3 state shit 

When you dump occurs in all 3 states of matter: solid, liquid and gas.
That food I ate gave me a 3 state shit!
3 state shit by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011