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A 23 year old kid,who has the perfect combination of a cute face,a hot body and a sexy atmosphere.<3 He's known for his lead roles in thrillers like Disturbia(Kale Brecht),Transformers 1 and 2(Sam Witwicky),and Eagle Eye(Jerry/Ethan Shaw). He is an ex-disney star and starred in the Even Stevens movie,Tru Confessions,Hounded and The Christmas Path. His characters are neurotic and he always looks 4 years younger than his actual age. Often rumours of his hook-ups with co-stars are publicised,but in reality he's dated only a few women- China Brezner and Carey Mulligan(confirmed). He has a lot of crazy fans and is often compared to robert pattinson ,but that shouldn't be done because Shia is such a great actor in his own way,but he's also a tiny pervert and his movies are better than Robs',anyday. Other than acting,he plays the drums and drinks arizona iced tea with ginseng and honey.He likes rap music and has directed a video for his favourite rapper,Cage called "i never knew you". He's Jewish and he says the best day of his life was the day his Bar Mitzvah took place. "Shia LaBeouf" means "praise GOD for beef"!! Shia LaBeouf is the dream fantasy lover for any girl who likes curly dark hair and adorable kitty eyes.
I can't stop downloading Shia LaBeouf wallpapers. me:*to a Shia picture* I love you I love you I love you so much,but you live halfway around the world and you're 9 years older than me! |
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When a man defecates into a woman's mouth and then stirs it around with his erect penis. "Dude, this chic I was with last night was a total freak! She let me give her a Shia Labeouf!"
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| 2. | Shia Labeouf | ||
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The latest actor Hollywood is raping up the ass. Appears in every other movie this side of Vancouver, particularly as pointless side characters as in 'I-Robot' and 'Indiana Jones'. If this guy is even considered for a second to appear in the next Batman movie, I'll send Warner Brother's my own shit in the mail Guy 1: Man, how many movies is Shia Labeouf actually in?
Guy 2: At this exact moment, 12. He plays The Joker's pointless friend in The Dark Knight, Benjamin Button's pointless friend in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Jamal's pointless friend in Slumdog Millionaire Guy 1: Man he's so versatile Guy 2: I know, his pallete also includes Will Smith's pointless friend in I-Robot and Harrison Ford's pointless sidekick in Indiana Jones |
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| 3. | Shia Labeouf | ||
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An individual who fornicates with robots. Joe- " hey, did dave just walk into the bathroom with the new edition of popular robotics and a bottle of lotion?
Tom- " yeah, didn't you hear? he's a big time shia Labeouf. |
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The ONLY person that has managed to escape Disney's evil grasp and has actually become a respectable actor. Shia LaBeouf was the main character in the Transformers move so he can't be all that bad.
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Shia Labeouf is an american actor sexually affiliated with actor/comdeian Andy Samberg. The two have had an ongoing relationship since April 2007 when they met when Shia hosted SNL.While neither claims to be 100% gay, they claim to be in love. "We have wild and crazy sex!" confirms the boys.Shia and Andy are also known for having threesomes with a "thirs partner" "Did you hear about those boys at the party?"
"Oh yeah I hear the went totally Shia Labeouf- Andy samebrg! "Yep, they had wild and crazy guy sex!" |
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a shit I need to take a fat Shia Labeouf.
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Shia, Shia, Shia. Only one of the hottest actors ever!
*His name means "Thank God for beef" Favorite Quote: What's living if you never pull down your shorts and slide down the ice?
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